That Shit Ain’t Right

Every other post I’ve written was driven by some burning urge or cathartic need, and then I went searching for the perfect image to suit what I’d written. I’ve taken great pride in picking fantastic images too. But today is different. We’re changing shit up today because damnit this week’s been a long one at work, and a pretty heavy one on the blog here too. So this calls for a catharsis of a different kind. Exasperated, hyperbolic humor.

Today I chose an image from my catalog and have decided to write a post about IT.

We’ve all had this experience. One moment we’re on top of the world … loving life and enjoying our nuts, and the next some angry little asshole comes along and ruins it for us. What the fuck asshole?! What … the fuck?

I can only assume that’s just how that jerk was raised. Do unto others if you can get away with it.

Almost everyone can relate to this feeling of complete dejection too. The way that animal’s demeanor changes so completely in an instant tells the whole story. Happy happy hapaaawwwww. Damn.

Foiled again.

We all know people like that raven. We’ve all let people like that raven in our lives. Hell, we’ve all kept them in our lives far longer than they should have ever been there … stealing our goddamn nuts the whole fucking time.

So here’s our goal from now on.

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

No longer will we be the impotent dancing ferrets at the end of Mad Eye Moody’s wand, or victims of the Malfoys in this world.

Every time someone treats us poorly, makes us feel bad about ourselves, or steals our fucking nuts:

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Just imagine Mad Eye Moody glaring at you with his freaky ass eye and even if only to avoid incurring his wrath, choose to stand up for yourself and don’t accept any of that bullshit.

Go pound that proverbial bird into a pile of feathers and get your fucking munchy back. That shit ain’t right.

(and if you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, go read Harry Potter. You’re welcome.)